The Roche Hotel: Season 1 by Mysti Parker

The Roche Hotel

A serial romantic comedy by Mysti Parker

After her husband ditches her for a blonde actress wannabe,

Jane Seymour needs a job that pays the rent. The struggling Roche

Hotel needs a miracle. With the former owner’s wife butting her nose

into the renovations and new owners who are in way over their heads,

Jane may be the answer to their prayers. Sure, she can handle The

Roche Hotel’s quirky staff. But, can this skittish divorcee keep it all

together when handsome Henry the Donut Guy makes his first

delivery? This collection of serial fiction stories is a Tudorific romantic comedy that will leave you

laughing fore more!

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THEY say a lot of things, don’t they? Like don’t wear white after Labor Day or don’t fry bacon

with your shirt off (that’s probably good advice, come to think of it). Most of what THEY say

goes right in one ear and out the other. But, in terms of writing, when THEY say “write what you

know”, it makes a lot of sense. So, that’s where The Roche Hotel got its start—from my own

experience working in a hotel way back in the ‘90s.

Many of these first 10 episodes are based on some very real incidents that happened during my

days as a front desk clerk in a little mid-priced hotel. Sure, a lot of stuff’s made up purely from

my crazy imagination, but there were 5:00 AM donuts—delicious being fresh from the bakery.

Henry the Donut Guy—not real, but I wouldn’t have argued one bit if he had been! Among the

many other true-to-life items that appear at the Roche Hotel are a popcorn machine, a Muzak

(think elevator music) that never played at the right volume, at least one “lady of the night”, and

To discover all those things for yourself, from now until release day on October 15, you can pre-
order your copy of The Roche Hotel, Season One for just $0.99 on Amazon Kindle! After that,

the price goes up to $1.99, so make your reservation now and save a buck!

 Because I like parties, I’m also inviting all of you to the release day party on Facebook, October

15 from 6-9 PM EST.

You’ll get a chance to win a hotel-themed gift basket which includes:

• Robe

• Shampoo

• Conditioner

• Lotion

• Tiny soap bars (so cute!)

• Ghirardelli chocolates

• Signed postcards

We’ll also have some fun and games, so I hope you’ll join me. And please bring a friend!

Click HERE to Join the Facebook Release Day Party!

Thanks so much for your support! Happy reading! ~Mysti Parker

                                                                     

This was by far the easier read of my entire life! Sure, 153 pages isn't a lengthy novel, but if it's a horrible piece of work, even one of that length could drag on for a week! I was still laughing long after I finished it! There is literally humor to be found on every page.

Mysti Parker's prose, as usual, was immaculate. I enjoy her writing so much that I get jealous from time to time...shhhh ;). I can't help myself. I love a well-written, strategic book.

Jane's predicament with her mother pulled at the old heart-strings. It was captured so well, that even those who have yet to face those days can relate. As is her situation with the jerk of an ex-husband. I'm sure many can relate to that!

The romance between Jane and Henry may have been short and sweet...very sweet, but it was nice and simple. I'm ready for more! Get to it woman.

I'm hoping the Author doesn't mind if I throw in a couple of excerpts. These are hysterical!

(1) Just a bit of a teaser: Sewage Saves the Day and Aqua Net Can't Catch A Man, are two of the chapter titles!

(2) Excerpt: "I'm willing to overlook any multiple personalities or imaginary friends in return for enchilada's and homemade salsa."

(3) Excerpt: "Will I be blamed for letting hookers into the hotel? Maybe they were too much for him."

PURCHASE NOW! NOW I SAY!

 

Mysti Parker (pseudonym) is a wife, mom, author, and shameless

chocoholic. She is the author of the Tallenmere standalone fantasy

romance series. Her other writings have appeared in the anthologies

Hearts of Tomorrow, Christmas Lites, Christmas Lites II, The Darwin

Murders, Tasteful Murders and EveryDayFiction.

Other writing pursuits include serving as a class mentor in Writers

Village University's seven week online course, F2K. She finished her

first historical romance this spring and has one children’s book

(Quentin’s Problem) soon to be published, with one more waiting for

illustrations, and many more stewing in her head.

When she's not writing fiction, Mysti works as a freelance editor and copywriter. She also

reviews books for SQ Magazine, an online specfic publication, and is the proud owner of

Unwritten, a blog voted #3 for eCollegeFinder's Top Writing Blogs award. She resides in

Buckner, KY with her husband and three children.

Subscribe to my blog, Unwritten

Visit my webpage: www.mystiparker.com (in construction)

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